Accident Comeback

The joke plays on the idea that the person asking is the punchline instead of an expected one related to 'accident'. The sister's response is a playful and mildly insulting comeback.

• Accident
• Sister
• Relationship
• Family
• Laughter
• Prank

• My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
• I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
• My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
• My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.