Short jokes
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
That dam looks damn cool!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
You.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.