I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
Short Jokes
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
