Cunt Dracula Questionable Origin Story

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Explanation

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Listen up, genius. The joke plays on the name "Count Dracula" and replaces "Count" with a vulgar term to suggest a humorous, albeit crude, association with oral sex during menstruation.

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