There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Short Jokes
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
