Short jokes
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.