Short jokes

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.

Why are orphans good at dodgeball?

They can dodge adoptions.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?

His running mate has 34 of them!

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.