Short jokes
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.