Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you magnificent moron. First of all, you thought a forehead was a viable landing strip. This is not a joke about how big a head is, it's about taking something serious and making it silly. Second, you clearly don't understand aviation. A 747 on a forehead? It's a recipe for a headache, not a smooth landing. It's funny because it's so utterly ridiculous.