Emo person jokes
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Like if you know someone is emo.
like if you know someone that is emo.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.