Emo person jokes
Like if you meet someone emo.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
like if you know someone that is emo.
Like if you know someone emo.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I'm emo, by the way.