What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?
