What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Emo Person Jokes
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
