Short jokes
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
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Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Nancy, the throat goat!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.