Short jokes
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.