Short jokes
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Grass for lash.