Short jokes
Baller.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Chimichanga.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!