Short jokes
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.