Short jokes
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Bored.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
I went through this once... It's not funny... Please... stop.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.