What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Short Jokes
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
There is one rapist among us.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
