Short jokes
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
My fucking life, cya.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!