Short jokes

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

Q: How heavy is a photon?

A: It's light!

3+3=****

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

What's wrong with 89?

You blow me and I owe you one.

I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

What can you catch, but not throw?

Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.