Short jokes
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏