What is the highest number?
420.
Short Jokes
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
