Short jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*