Short jokes
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.