Short jokes
Hey daddy *winky face*
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.