Short jokes

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man!

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

My fucking life, cya.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"

"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.