God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
Call of duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.