Short jokes
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.