Short jokes
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What is your summer name? Hot.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
You suck.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
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