Short jokes
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.