Short jokes
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏