Short jokes
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
I breathe in African food.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
T-Series.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)