Short jokes
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.