Short jokes
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.