Short jokes
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!