Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Short Jokes
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
bradley
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
