Short jokes
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.