Short jokes
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
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What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
Robyn Smith
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
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How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."