Short jokes
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.