What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony? He wanted to clean out the blanket
Have you heard about the new cereal? It's called "Prostituties". They don't snap, crackle or pop, but they sure do bang!
A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasle before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasle.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
