Ballroom jokes

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

What do you call ball drama?

Baller.

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.