Ballroom jokes

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.