Ballroom jokes

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

What do you call ball drama?

Baller.

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.