Ballroom jokes

Hotel

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Pair

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Ball

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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  • Ping-Pong

    Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

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  • Ball

    Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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  • Number

    What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

    "May I push your stool in?"

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