Ballroom jokes
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.