Ballroom jokes

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?

You turn it upside down.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.