Short jokes
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Politics.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Uranus spins on its side.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
ICH BIN GOTT.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!