Short jokes
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.