Short jokes
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.