Short jokes
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
There is one rapist among us.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.