Short jokes
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.