Short jokes
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.