When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Short Jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
