Thief vs Pervert

The joke plays on the similar sounds of 'snatch' and 'watch' to create a humorous and slightly vulgar comparison between a thief and a pervert. It uses a double entendre to make the punchline funny.

• Difference
• Thief
• Watch
• Pervert
• Crime
• Wordplay

• What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
• What is the difference between a nun and a hooker? One to trust and the other to thrust.
• What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
• What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."