POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Short Jokes
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
