Short jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
You're a joke!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA