Short jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
There is one rapist among us.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.