Short jokes
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
moo.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.