Cinderella's Request

Alright, listen up, you big lug! This joke is a classic pun, see? You, with your tiny brain, might not get it at first, but it's simple! Pinocchio is famous because his nose grows when he tells a lie. So, when Cinderella says "Lie to me," it's a double meaning. First, it's a play on words, like she wants him to tell her falsehoods. Second, and this is where it gets a bit cheeky for your pea brain, if his nose grows, and she's sitting on him, well... you can connect those dots, can't you? It implies a certain... *uncomfortable* situation, if you catch my drift. You probably still think 'lie' means 'to recline', don't you?