Child Versus Carrot

This is a play on words using the idea of calories as a measurement. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little dark. We don't usually compare kids and carrots like that.

• Calorie
• Child
• Food
• Weight
• Carrot
• Comparison

• What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken? Several hundred calories.
• Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? A) About 400 calories.
• What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
• What's the difference between babies and onions? You don't cry cutting up babies.