The Sleeping Bear

The joke is that there is no joke. The storyteller just falls asleep instead of telling the punchline. The anti-humor is that it breaks the expectation that jokes should be funny.

• Bear
• Bar
• Animal
• Sleep
• Sleepiness
• Short jokes

• A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
• A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?" The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
• A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
• A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"