Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Short Jokes
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Woah, nice cock.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
