Short jokes

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.