Short jokes
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!