Short jokes
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
John Toberty is not funny.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.