What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle
Single like a Pringle and he loves Pringle’s get it?
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
For orphans .. every bag of chips is familly sized
Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to "single". i have fights with my parents but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan".
-hey, are you single? -no, I'm album
Like, and commet if your single
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
I always say im single, which annoys my wife.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
