Short jokes
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
The convoy truckers are a joke.