Short jokes
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.