What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Short Jokes
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
