Short jokes
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.