Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Short Jokes
Rape is a touchy subject.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
I forgot the joke.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
