Short jokes
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
What is going on here?
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
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For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.