Short jokes
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.