Short jokes

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

So 666-3629, so get it?

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Pee-wee Herman was in the army... until he got a dishonorable discharge!

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some sick WAVES of applause!

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

Pizza Hut.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"