When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him ... everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market ... they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
