Hang Jokes

in Depression

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging


When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree


What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

in Depression

are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you


Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

in Wife

**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him … everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing … I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market … they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?


What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.


I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata


I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

in Depression

What did the rope say to me?

“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

in Depression

A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging


so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

Funny 13 yr old

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

in Depression

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees


Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

to see who’s hanging around.

in Depression

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

Hangy Boi
in Depression

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

in Bar

a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.


A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”


What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.