Short jokes

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

You're just big and good.

Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

Mike Oxlong.

I'm Batman.

Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.