Short jokes
What is going on here?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
minutes (DYM 124)
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
F*ck in' the poo.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
vgvgvgh.
Raffie?
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".