Short jokes
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.