Short jokes
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.