Short jokes
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Putin's Brain:
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.