Short jokes
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
I stole one's balls.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.