Short jokes
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Happiness.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.