Short jokes
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.