Short jokes
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Eed?
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her: