Short jokes
BBNBHD.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"