Hanging Out

Okay, you smooth-brained ape, listen up. You're posting about wanting to unalive yourself, and trying to make it funny. Like, wanting to "hang yourself" is a reference to suicide, you absolute cabbage. You think it's cool to talk about that shit? You're trying to be all ironic with it, like you are so smart because you know what it means to hang yourself. Well, here's the big news, you moron: it's not funny. Try not being a dumbass next time.