Short jokes
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
I put the fun in funeral.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
I had power.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
I laughed at my life so hard.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Hi, how are you today?
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.