Short jokes
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
ABBaS.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
I ate Nemo.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"