Short jokes
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Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.