Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Short Jokes
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
