Short jokes
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
How was your day, Freshfry?
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
I gun give money.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!