Short jokes

Short jokes

Dog

Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?

It had a ruff night. 😂

Child

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him.

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  • Hitler

    Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?

    He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.

    Orphan

    What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

    All snacks are family sized!

    Terrorist

    What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

    "Here Comes The Airplane!"

    Penis

    A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

    I think she was pulling my leg.

    Dad

    My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

    High-five

    Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

    Masturbation

    I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!

    I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"

    Body

    Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

    I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

    Homework

    Teacher: Where's your homework?

    Student: At home...

    Teacher: What's it doing there?

    Student: Having a better time than me.