Short jokes
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
What is your car's name?
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Blueface baby!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.