Short jokes
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
I forgot the joke.