Short jokes
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
I forgot the joke.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.