Short jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.