Short jokes
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Connor Davison
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
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Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.