Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Offended Orphan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you mouth-breathing simpleton! You are an orphan, which means, and I cannot stress this enough, that you have no parents. The joke is that you're saying you're gonna tell your parents even though you don't have any. This is funny because it's ironic. Try to keep up, buddy.
Anonymous
i don't care oh well
King
:/
Anonymous
Mate u don't have any to tell