Short jokes
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Good (DYM 92).
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Spinach
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?