Short jokes
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.