Short jokes
Good morning.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
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