I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
Short Jokes
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
