Short jokes
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!