Short jokes
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
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What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Heil Kyle!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
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Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
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What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...