Short jokes
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
Violence against women is funny :)