Short jokes
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Rust in peace.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.