Short jokes
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.