Short jokes

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

Women treat me like a god.

They ignore me till they need something.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.

I cum (Can't understand math).

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!