Short jokes
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.