North Korean jokes

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.