I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have Seoul.
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".