North Korean jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
North Korea?
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
