Short jokes
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Fart <3
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
I will mummyfry you!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ttt.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
L: you
You: 😂
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.