Short jokes
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
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Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)