Short jokes
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My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
You can’t land on Uranus XD
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.