Short jokes
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
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Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
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Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.