Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Short Jokes
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Die.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
