Short jokes

Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨

Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Good morning.

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I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

I'm gonna cut my life off.

Suck my pp!

I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.

Which animal is the least trustworthy?