When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that wives take forever to get ready, while the dude can get ready in five minutes. Then he gets impatient waiting. You probably still usin' dial-up, huh?