Short jokes

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.

Everybody loved dees big nuts.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

Pokemon

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

What do kidnappers play?

Roblox.

Who got shot in the head? JFK did!

I once gave birth to 3 children.