Short jokes
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
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Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.