Short jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
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I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Suck my pp!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
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Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.