Short jokes
Amogus.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
I miss school so much.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
ANAND
Super Mario.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
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Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.