Short jokes
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Gaming, uh?
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
This is not even a joke.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA