My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Unconventional Kiss
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude's girlfriend wanted a kiss, right? Usually, that means a smooch. But this comedian gave her his "dick" instead. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda vulgar. And you, my friend, probably thought he gave her a lollipop. Bless your heart.