Short jokes
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Vote for Kris!
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri