I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Short Jokes
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
But why?
Atom
Electron
What are clowns good at?
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
So I was walking.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.