Short jokes
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.