Short jokes
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
Pooooop.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Bullets.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
Just shut up!
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.