Short jokes
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
No one gives a fuck.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
A girl has small balls.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Kendon is a loser!
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."