Short jokes
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Two nuns in a bath.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe