Short jokes
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
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Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Speed.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
"Lune, it’s me."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Jamal
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.