"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
Short Jokes
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Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
I am a beautiful person.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
