Short jokes
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Yee.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Your mum's got big tits.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.