Short jokes
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Your mama.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Monky.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?