Short jokes

Short jokes

Word

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Ear

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Message

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Orphan

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Hooker

Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?

A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.

Back

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."

People

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Mum

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Request

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Mother

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

Fan

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

Orphan

Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂