Short jokes
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
Be papered.
Harrison
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.