Short jokes
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Flat Earthers
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.