Short jokes

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

Q: Why did the chef get fired?

A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

Confucius say:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?

A neck.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.