Short jokes

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.

Confucius say:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.