Short jokes
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.