Short jokes
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Sleep, but make it forever.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Jake Paul
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.