Short jokes
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.