Short jokes
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Flat Earthers
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.