If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Short Jokes
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
Humanity.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
