Short jokes
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."